Thursday, April 29, 2010

20 Perkara untuk dilakukan ketika peperiksaan,

Heyy !

... walaupun anda tahu anda akan gagal jugak.

Agak-agak korang dah cukup berani nak buat benda ni, silakan buat. Tapi tidak ditanggung lah yee kalau apa-apa jadi nanti. Calon SPM/STPM terutamanya, berani ke buat macam ni? Kalau setakat exam biasa biasa tu bolehlah kot. Haa siapa berani? Tengah cabar ni kot. ⌒▽⌒

1. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious…like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."



2. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.



3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.



4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.



5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk
the instructor is.



6. Bring cheerleaders.



7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?”




8. Write "i am Batman" 100 times then go to sleep.



9. Answer the exam with the “Top 10 Reasons Why Mr xxxx Stinks



10. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.




11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.



12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.



13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.



14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.



15. Come down with a BAD case of gagging and coughing. Be as vulgar as possible.



16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.



17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.



18. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.



19. Sleep then pretend u being possessed, throw all the things on ur table.



20. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Fake a faint.



Tadi tak boleh tahan gelak baca sampai terbersin. Lately asyik nak bersin je bila gelak kuat-kuat. Haa lupa. Sejak kebelakangan ni jugak, ketawa aku macam unik. Asyik bertukar je. Taktau nape. Tengah mencari bunyi ketawa yang comel. Ada tak agak-agaknya? Tahun lepas Kiera cakap aku suka ketawa-lepas-tu-stop-tiba-tiba. Maknanya, ketawa kemudian break secara mengejut.


Ohh yaa yaa terima kasih kepada budak sebelah aku dalam kelas; ZNZ sebab aku ambik benda ni pun dari blog dea je. Main copy paste je.

Busy dengan latihan kawad yang 'best'. Lagi 'best', peserta nya sangat 'ramai', malah 'lebih daripada mencukupi'.

8 comments:

• Alya • said...

xleh dibygkan yg phntom of the opera tu. msti style hbis aa kalau ada org buat :P

ps : alya dh baca phantom of the opera. best gilaa

I.Hazwani said...

hahaha gila mcm mana tu yee ?
alya try lah buat . kak wani na tgk
wakaka

nabilah said...

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

Ni sumpah memang takleh berhenti gelak . Kelakarr :))

EyraHanyfantasy said...

Hahahaha! Masa midterm exam nnt blh try kot :D

ツhʋƨиα ツ said...

HAHAHA
best nye tips ni
habis gelak org bace :)
slack je org pndang
sah bukn aje tendang , malam kene anta skali masok hospital tampoi.
siott jee

I.Hazwani said...

nabilah ;
kite jgn buat Merry Christmas. Buat 'SELAMAT HARI RAYA!' HAHA konpem nnt bergema lagu raya bagaii

I.Hazwani said...

kak eyra ;
nanti kalau menjadi , bgtaw la yee
HAKHAK

I.Hazwani said...

husna ;
nape hospital tampi yg dipilih ?
hahaha